Samson's Mail Fraud / The Haunted Coffee Table

Samson's Mail Fraud

-Goodnight Ladies [Arrangement by Andy Paley] (Opening)
-Long Roll [#3] - Eric Allen [APM] (Samson doing a magic trick)
-Ta-Ra A - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [APM] (His piece of paper disappears)
-Link (A) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Oh, presto.")
-Banjo Stomp - Larry Hochman [CPM] (The Bean Scouts get mail)
-Link (P) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Hey, Samson. What were you doing? Making your mail disappear?")
-Link (Q) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Empty?")
-Unease - Dick Walter [APM] (His mailbox is empty)
-Loser Sting 4 - Simon Etchell [CPM] ("Nothing!")
-Happy Times - Keith Papworth [DWM] (Scouts make fun of Samson)
-Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [APM] (Edward makes fun of him too)
-Link (W) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Edward laughs)
-Cat Burglar - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Samson writes on Presto the Amazing poster)
-Log Cabin Banjo Stinger - Nicolas Carr [Original composition] (The next morning)
-Tread Carefully - Keith Papworth [DWM] (Samson tells Edward to check his mailbox)
-Hopping Along - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Lazlo reads what Samson wrote)
-Baby Elephant - Dick Walter [APM] (Everyone laughs at Edward)
-Caliope Carousel - Roger Roger [APM] (Everyone doing magic tricks)
-Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Edward has mail)

-Bad Gas - Alexander Khaskin [BMGPM] (The letter burns)
-Buffalo Girls - Robert White [APM] (Edward gets excited)
-Clown in Town - Philippe Pares [APM] (The Jelly Beans come in)
-Curious Cub - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Samson dropped the mail)
-Swing Low Sweet Chariot - Richard Harvey, Brian Gulland [APM] (Samson crying)
-On the Prowl - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Samson goes to Presto's theater)
-Think Bubbles 4 - Keith Papworth [DWM] ("My flash paper!")
-Apalachian Banjo Duel - Larry Hochman [CPM] (Samson get a idea)
-Link (C) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Samson hears Mr. Buns)
-Proceed With Caution - Dick Walter [APM] (Samson gets nervous)
-Link (N) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("I haven't got all night!")
-Long Roll [#3] - Eric Allen [APM] (Samson gets ready to do his magic trick)

-Wacky Gongs and Theremin - Nicolas Carr [Original composition]; Who's This C - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [APM]; Solo Chimes 2 [#34.04] - Harry Bluestone [CPM] (The paper deflates)
-Link (V) - Patricia Cory [UPM] ("Uh huh, pathetic.")
-Silent Tears - Keith Nichols [APM] (Samson cries again)
-My Old Kentucky Home - Robert White [APM] (Mr. Buns talks with Samson)
-Bowler Hats - David Farnon [CPM] (Mr. Buns has an idea)
-Entrance and Bow Music - Ronald Hanmer [APM] ("We got a magic show to put on!")
-Fanfare Excitement - Paul Fenoulhet [APM] (Everybody claps)
-Oriental Magic A - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [APM] (Mr. Buns' magic track)
-Ta-Ra A - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [APM] ("Ta-da!")
-Cartoon Coda (D) - Dick Walter [APM] (Everyone is forced to clap)
-Tiger's Tango - Paul Fenoulhet [APM] (Dave is brought up on stage)
-Open the Box B - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [APM] (Mr. Buns cuts Dave in half)
-Ta-Ra A - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [APM] ("Ta-daaaa!")
-Fatso 2 - Alan Wilson [UPM] (Mr. Buns gets mad)
-Bring On the Clowns - Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy [APM] (Mr. Buns tries to make a piece of paper disappear)
-[Original music by Andy Paley] ("You're not Presto!")
-Dramatic Cue (A) - Ronald Hanmer [APM] ("That's Mr. Buns!")
-[Original music by Andy Paley] (Mr. Buns leaves)
-Fright Night - John Dwyer, Ronald Mendelsohn [Megatrax] (Edward catches Samson, red-handed)
-Legends of the Sliver Screen - Cedric Palmer [APM] (A limo pulls up)
-Shave and a Haircut [Arrangement by Andy Paley] (End sting)

The Haunted Coffee Table

-Cellar Search - Philppe Pares [APM] (Opening sting)
-Eerie Night - Frederick Charrosin [Not on UPM site] (Lazlo's scary story)
-String Stabs [#56.03] - John Dwyer, Ronald Mendelsohn [Megatrax] ("Behind you!")
-Psycho Band - Kevin Hiatt, Charles Blaker [Megatrax] (Chip and Skip scream)
-Clouds Banjo Tag - Andy Paley [Original composition] (The Scouts need to go to bed)
-Bingo [Arrangement by Andy Paley] ("One more story!")
-Night Attack - Angelo Lavagnino [UPM] (Raj's story)
-Shock Horror (A) - Dick Walter [APM] (The end of story)
-Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [APM] (The Scouts aren't scared)
-Shock Horror (A) - Dick Walter [APM] ("It was the coffee table that was haunted!")
-Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [APM] (They are still not scared)
-Tales from the Swamp (A) - Ron Goodwin [APM] (Slinkman runs away)
-Editor's Falling Over (G) - Dick Walter [APM] (Slinkman falls)
-Link (Z) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Slinkman gets up)
-Carrousel Du Diable - Jean-Michel Bernard [APM] (Slinkman swats at imaginary coffee tables)
-Bossa Cubana - Gerhard Narholz [APM] (The Squirrel Scouts have tea)
-From the Dead - Ronald Hanmer [APM] (Slinkman runs away)
-String Stabs [#56.03] - John Dwyer, Ronald Mendelsohn [Megatrax]; House of Horror [#10.05] - William Farran [APM] (Slinkman sees a coffee table)

-Creeping Around - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Slinkman gets Raj out of the cabin)
-Link (V) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Raj has a swollen ear)
-The Petulant Penguin - Dennis Farnon [APM] (Slinkman says he needs help with the coffee table)
-Mud Bathing - Otto Sieben, John Charles Fiddy [APM] ("It's breaking the flow of the room.")
-Spending Spree - Anthony Thurlow [Not on UPM site] (Raj and Slinkman move their furniture)

-Leaps and Bounds - D G Dolf Van Der Linden [Not on UPM site]
-Buffalo Gals [Arrangement by Andy Paley] (Raj and Slinkman go to sleep)
-Link (Y) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Slinkman hurts his foot)
-Clown's Walk B - Otto Sieben [APM] (Raj wakes up)
-Comic Capers 5 - Keith Papworth [DWM] (Raj cries)
-Hide and Seek - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Raj and Slinkman are not friends anymore)
-Twilight Zone - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [CPM] (The table moves)
-Games Played in the Dark - Richard Harvey [APM] (Slinkman tries talk to the spirit)
-Cold Sweat - John Scott [APM] ("Speak to us, coffee table.")
-Ho, Ho, Ho! - Dick Walter [APM] (Slinkman gets slime on the table)
-Editor's Falling Over (D) - Dick Walter [APM] (Slinkman gets an idea)
-Bubble Bath - Edward White [Not on UPM site] (The table is clean)
-Haunted House - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Dust floating)
-House of Horror [#10.05] - William Farran [APM] ("Chop?")
-Fatso 2 - Alan Wilson [UPM] ("Pipe down in there!")
-Romantic Ending [#33] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Raj feels bad for the coffee table)
-Haunted House - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [CPM] (The table shakes them)
-Editor's Falling Over (A) - Dick Walter [APM] (They hit a wall)
-Sliding Down - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [CPM] (They slide down the wall)
-Ghostly Footsteps - David Snell [Not on APM site] (The table gets away/The table's legs are cut)
-Closet Monsters - Kevin Hiatt, Charles Blaker [Megatrax] (Lumpus cut the legs)

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Transition to flashback)
-Skeletons in the Cupboard - Frederick Charrosin [Not on UPM site] (Lumpus watches TV)
-Synchrostings - Part 16 - Trevor Duncan [APM] (Lumpus gets a saw)
-Skeletons in the Cupboard - Frederick Charrosin [Not on UPM site] (Music on TV)

-SpongeBob Flashback Vibes - Nicolas Carr [Tunes by Nickelodeon Inc.] (Transition out of flashback)
-Link (R) - Patricia Cory [UPM] (Raj and Slinkman need to get the legs back)
-Twilight Zone - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Raj and Slinkman disguise as the coffee table)
-Funny Walks - Johnny Pearson [APM] (Lumpus gives the legs back)
-Hand of Terror - Cedric Palmer [Not on UPM site] ("Please don't kill us!")
-Evil Alien Attack 1 [#15] - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [CPM] (Lumpus takes out an axe)
-Twilight Zone - Harry Bluestone, Emil Cadkin [CPM] (The coffee table moves)
-Camptown Races [Arrangement by Andy Paley] (Ending)

-Shave and a Haircut [Arrangement by Andy Paley] (End sting)
-Bubble Bath - Edward White [Not on UPM site] (End credits scene)